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Postby ASeaOfSins » Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:39 am

Welcome to the Atheists Online One-Stop Anti-Religion Shop Catalog post.

Feel free to leave comments, criticisms, design or slogan ideas, etc.

From time to time I'll add new designs and updates.

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Atheists Online - Blasphemy at Low as Hell? prices!
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Atheist Humor: Atheism Funnies: Fundamentalist Files

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Postby hibbidydibbidy » Sat Oct 02, 2004 1:04 am

They're all pretty good. My favorites are:

4-There's a sucker born-again every minute
7-Atheists scream your name during sex
8-Evolution of superstition
15-I died for your sins and all I got was this damn shirt
17-Holey Buy-Bull
18-Jesus loves me but I make him wear a condom
23-Infidel:One who does not believe in your god.
24-Atheist

I voted for Infidel because it's a shirt EVERYONE can wear. Jewish people visiting their Christian neighbors. Christians visiting their Muslim friends. And Hindus walking around pretty much anywhere in the USA. But the best thing about this shirt is that it brings us together on common ground with a message we can all share, "I don't believe in YOUR god" :D
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Postby a3leggedmidgit » Sat Oct 02, 2004 1:16 am

I voted for the sucker born again every minute.

but now I really like the stop praying, stop talking to yourself one.
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Postby ASeaOfSins » Sat Oct 02, 2004 7:04 pm

hibbidydibbidy wrote:I voted for Infidel because it's a shirt EVERYONE can wear. Jewish people visiting their Christian neighbors. Christians visiting their Muslim friends. And Hindus walking around pretty much anywhere in the USA.


Infidel does have broader appeal. I relish the mental image of Christians and Muslims sitting across from each other with those shirts on. haha

Poor Hindus, they always get bottom-rung rating. We'll redouble our efforts to blaspheme their superstition as well. We're too critical of one particular belief as it is. So fret not my Hindu friends, ye are not forgotten! We are an equal opportunity blasphemer. We'll get your gods, and their little avatars too!
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Postby ASeaOfSins » Sat Oct 02, 2004 7:19 pm

Hey 3legged, what happened to your avatar?
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Postby Changeling » Sat Oct 02, 2004 7:36 pm

Funny thing...I found your site and was thinking about a shirt, then like at that same moment, you found THIS site.

I sorta wandered off about that shirt. Short attention span and all. Forgot which one I was even looking at.
Hey, got kid's sizes?
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Postby ASeaOfSins » Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:20 pm

Changeling wrote:Hey, got kid's sizes?

We have junior sizes. Available in:
    Men's White Tagless T-Shirts
    Women's Raglan Jersey
    Women's Baby Doll
    Women's Tank Top
Chest: Size:
26-28" Junior Small
29-31" Junior Medium
32-34" Junior Large
34-36" Adult Small
38-40" Adult Medium
42-44" Adult Large
46-48" Adult X-Large
50-52" Adult 2xLarge
54-56" Adult 3xLarge
58-60" Adult 4xLarge
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Postby a3leggedmidgit » Sun Oct 03, 2004 6:45 pm

ASeaOfSins wrote:Hey 3legged, what happened to your avatar?


I have no idea. It just suddenly stopped working. It was cool too. It was buddy christ rising up against a backgound of a house being blown up by an atomic bomb. It was an animated GIF image, which made it all the more cool.

I miss my buddy jesus :tears:
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Postby ASeaOfSins » Sun Oct 03, 2004 7:36 pm

3legged - guess what I found?! It looks like mykeru.com just recategorized their files. The buddy bomb gif is now at this url:

http://www.mykeru.com/graphics_galleries/jebus/images/buddy_bomb.gif

I knew I was good for something.
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Postby DaveBuck » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:49 am

I voted "Atheist" but "Jesus Loves Me But I Make Him Wear A Condom" made me laugh the hardest.
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Postby ASeaOfSins » Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:10 am

New Designs (click image to access site):

You've seen the iPod Advertisements, now here they are with an irreligious twist!

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Postby Joe Black » Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:18 pm

The Militant Atheist is my favorite...god damn it. :lol:



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Postby free » Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:14 am

These are brilliant! My favorites are:
Born Atheist
Have you forgotten about Jesus?
Theres a sucker born again every minute
gods are the metaphysical results of human arrogance
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Postby ASeaOfSins » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:38 pm

Atheists Online is interviewed in the July 4th issue of Business Week Magazine!

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Postby ASeaOfSins » Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:43 am

08/28/05 - 10/15/05 : Atheists Online will be donating 100% of profits from sales to aid survivors of Hurricane Katrina.

If you've been looking for a way to help, but didn't know how or didn't like your options, consider letting us donate on your behalf. We want to help the hurricane relief effort with no proselytizing. It'd be nice to dispell the myth regarding atheism and charity as well.
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Postby ASeaOfSins » Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:34 pm

Our initial fundraiser for Hurricane Katrina Relief was a success. Thank you to everyone who contributed. Phase I (the first two weeks) we donated all profits from the website to the Chicago Community Trust Hurricane Relief Fund. 50% went to the Red Cross and 50% to America's Second Harvest to aid hurricane survivors.

We're in Phase II now - where all proceeds from renew orleans apparel benefits hurricane katrina survivors, donated directly to the New Orleans Musicians Hurricane Relief Fund. renew orleans official label was originated by Ropeadope and Banzai in the days following Hurricane Katrina.

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Once again, thank you to everyone who has contributed so far. Your displays of compassion do humanism a great credit. In the process, you help dispell the myth of atheists doing nothing good.

"There is none that doeth good, no, not one (unbeliever)." Psalm 53:3
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Postby ASeaOfSins » Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:46 am

New Additions to Atheists Online:

Religious DeToX and ToXiC Superstition use religious symbolism to drive their messages. That's Allah Folks! and Image Of Islam take swipes at fundamentalist muslims. Adam Was Ribbed For Eve's Pleasure is a fun take on the creation epic. Christploitation (Barcode Jesus) is our take on WWJD bracelets and everything else that exploits Jesus for monetary gain. Just in time for Easter we have poor little Jesus in an Easter Bunny suit looking not so thrilled that he's not the reason for the season. Jesus doubles his abuse by pleading "Boileth thy Eggs and Color them Silly; this do in remembrance of me." God Is A Mythtake is a play on words. Last but not least is Sold My Soul, inspired by atheists who have sold their souls on eBay.

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